14 Ways to Win My Heart This Valentine’s Day
Listen to me ramble on and on about tennis. Bonus points if you also know the difference between a lob and a slice. You don’t have to watch tennis with me, but you will understand when I get up at 2 am to watch tennis without you.
Instead of flowers, send me a nice charcuterie board with at least 5 different cheeses.
Love me, love my dogs. If you’re legitimately allergic, I’m sorry, but we’re not going to work out.
Understand that I will never, ever own a snake as a pet.
Be generous. Nobody likes chintzy.
Disagree with me. I need a good fight occasionally. I’m tired of having staring contests with the mirror.
Cook me dinner. Preferably something with cheese.
Push me out of my comfort zone. Be the kind of person I’ll jump out of a plane for.
Be taller than me.
Speak plainly. I might think in metaphors, but I communicate with straight talk. I never was a fan of poetry.
Have a 6th grade sense of humor.
Have a sophisticated sense of humor.
Have a sense of humor.
Be into something, anything – even if it’s just your thimble collection. It lets me know you’re passionate about what life brings.
P.S. If you have a thimble collection, I WILL make fun of you.
